Author: Josef
Father of three. Husband of one. Technical Service Engineer for HelpSpot at UserScape, Inc. Photographer of nouns (people/places/things).
Bands That Never Were (and Albums That Never Should Be)
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I share my unique hobby of creating fictional band names and album titles, exploring their potential artistic significance despite their nonexistence. This collection illustrates the absurdity and charm of imaginative ideas that offer entertainment without the need for practical application or actual musical viability. Exact Rhyming Nonsense
Posted on Category:Spare Thoughts Leave a commentAre Birds Annoying … to Each Other?
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I muse about a solo bird's extended singing, questioning whether birds experience annoyance at each other. While some birds may react aggressively during interactions, their songs also serve various purposes like territory marking or courtship. Birds likely respond differently based on familiarity, making their vocalizations a complex negotiation. Apsotrophical
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I reflect on the act of swallowing, which I now perceive as a complex process rather than an automatic action. This realization leads to broader insights about aging and the body's continual adaptation. Rather than a loss of ability, aging involves subtle adjustments, reminding us to pay attention and appreciate our body's ongoing functions. Junk Lickers
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Dogs are remarkable animals capable of learning and understanding commands, routines, and human emotions. However, they can also become engrossed in behaviors like licking themselves, seemingly oblivious to their owners' attempts to regain their attention. Ultimately, dogs engage in this behavior simply because they have the ability to. 
This essay explores the concept of rhyming in language, focusing on creating coherent sentences packed with rhymes. In it, I introduce the Exact Rhyming Nonsense Index (ERNI) to quantify the quality of such constructions, demonstrating the balance between meaning and rhyme density.
An essay exploring how many apostrophes can be crammed into a single English word before the language files a restraining order.
I describe "stop adoption," a phenomenon where drivers fail to come to a complete stop at stop signs, relying instead on another vehicle's compliance. Emphasizing individual responsibility, I call for drivers to recognize that each stop is their own.
This reflection on trees, particularly ash trees, leads to a humorous exploration of their name origin. Initially thought to be linked to ashes from fire, it turns out the name comes from an Old English word meaning “spear.” But I still prefer the notion of naming trees based on their destruction.