Need to Get Something Off Your Chest?
Got a question? Found a typo? Received a shirt that somehow survived three washes but not one encounter with a toddler?
Whatever the situation, we’re listening.
Email: [email protected]
We don’t have a storefront, a receptionist, or a little bell you can angrily mash while demanding to speak to management. We’re an online shop, so email is the best way to reach us.
Alternatively, you can submit your own thoughts using our Contact Form below.
Where the Hell Are You?
Excellent question.
We don’t have a storefront. We don’t have a fancy lobby. We don’t even have one of those little bowls of peppermints.
Exact location changes depending on caffeine levels, existential dread, and whether I remembered why I walked into the room.
We’re an online shop, operating somewhere in the general vicinity of Confusion.
Spare Thoughts
Somewhere in the State of Confusion
Population: Enough people to make this necessary
Note: Map is fictional. My general confusion is not.