Sacred Wreck tee

Price range: $24.00 through $28.00

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The eleventh commandment:

“Checkest thyself … lest ye wreckest thyself.”

Featuring a classic Sacred Heart-style illustration of Jesus surrounded by mock-Elizabethan wisdom, this design is equal parts reverent, ridiculous, and relentlessly quotable. Whether you read it as timeless life advice or just appreciate a good visual pun, it’s guaranteed to earn double takes and knowing laughs.

Perfect for fans of clever satire, biblical wordplay, and humor that’s just the right amount of sacrilegious.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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