Description
Some conversations deserve your full attention. This one clearly doesn’t.
Featuring a goofy, blissfully distracted dog with one ear cocked and its tongue hanging out, Junk Licker delivers the perfect excuse for completely ignoring whatever someone was saying.
Surrounding the illustration is the brutally honest confession: “I’m Sorry. What were you saying? I had to lick my own junk for a second.”
Inspired by the timeless canine tradition of suddenly becoming completely unavailable because there are … priorities, this design celebrates the wonderfully weird things dogs do without a shred of embarrassment.
Perfect for dog lovers, owners of shamelessly strange pets, and anyone who appreciates humor that’s equal parts ridiculous, juvenile, and impossible not to laugh at.
Sometimes you’ve just gotta stop and smell the roses. Or lick something considerably less floral.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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