Being Watched patch

Description

There’s something deeply unsettling about being watched. There’s something even more unsettling about being watched by someone who apparently hasn’t mastered spelling yet.

Being Watched features a black oval patch with a green border and the ominous message “Youre Being Watched” scrawled in gloriously uneven, toddler-level handwriting. No apostrophe. No explanation. Just the vague and slightly threatening implication that somebody—or something—is keeping an eye on you.

It’s part surveillance warning, part playground menace, and part evidence that whoever is watching probably still needs help tying their shoes.

Perfect for the paranoid, the mischievous, the surveillance enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys making strangers wonder who, exactly, is doing the watching.

Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch. Thanks to its durable twill fabric, the patch is resilient to heat. Order it today and get ready to start embellishing!

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!